Kargidquilltettihog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy dragon.

Kargidquilltettihog created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargidquilltettihog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kargidquilltettihog, he will not invite you to parties.

Kargidquilltettihog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kargidquilltettihog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kargidquilltettihog.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not take Kargidquilltettihog's name in vain.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.