Spagdissarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving swan.

Spagdissarp created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdissarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Spagdissarp, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Spagdissarp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Spagdissarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Spagdissarp.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.