Quagcibdabcun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent raven.

Quagcibdabcun created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagcibdabcun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quagcibdabcun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quagcibdabcun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quagcibdabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if eight pigs approach from the south.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.