Bodgupquart Capgepafjop Cinyarlunfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic unicorn.

Bodgupquart Capgepafjop Cinyarlunfoss created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgupquart Capgepafjop Cinyarlunfoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodgupquart Capgepafjop Cinyarlunfoss, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bodgupquart Capgepafjop Cinyarlunfoss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bodgupquart Capgepafjop Cinyarlunfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed lots of corn to horses while wearing brown scarves.

4. Never mention mice.

5. You must never eat coconuts.