Boppidfly Quartneglig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical ant.

Boppidfly Quartneglig created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boppidfly Quartneglig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boppidfly Quartneglig, it will destroy your home planet.

Boppidfly Quartneglig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Boppidfly Quartneglig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Boppidfly Quartneglig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.