Cusstafjipjapjip Popfatmon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic human.

Cusstafjipjapjip Popfatmon created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusstafjipjapjip Popfatmon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cusstafjipjapjip Popfatmon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cusstafjipjapjip Popfatmon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cusstafjipjapjip Popfatmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not kill badgers.