Bestponsab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless finch.

Bestponsab created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestponsab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bestponsab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bestponsab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bestponsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.