Batdanflat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful centaur.

Batdanflat created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batdanflat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Batdanflat, she will come to you in dreams.

Batdanflat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Batdanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing turquoise boots.

4. Worship no other gods but Batdanflat.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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