Milcemcud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional jackal.

Milcemcud created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Milcemcud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Milcemcud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Milcemcud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Milcemcud's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Milcemcud.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick ducks.