Lagnillflag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent shark.

Lagnillflag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagnillflag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lagnillflag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lagnillflag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lagnillflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always obey Lagnillflag's priests.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing three silver spheres on your legs.

4. Lagnillflag loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about turtles.