Larnpangwap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing slug.

Larnpangwap created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnpangwap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larnpangwap, it will destroy your home planet.

Larnpangwap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Larnpangwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.