Capbastgof is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast jackal.

Capbastgof created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbastgof, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Capbastgof, she will curse you with boils.

Capbastgof's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Capbastgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of horses.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Capbastgof.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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