Hivtunmap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable manatee.

Hivtunmap created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivtunmap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hivtunmap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hivtunmap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hivtunmap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hivtunmap on top of all buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing magenta rings.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never eat green fruit.