Methog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional butterfly.

Methog created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Methog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Methog, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Methog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Methog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never write about galaxies.