Fencetsinvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking duck.

Fencetsinvid created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fencetsinvid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fencetsinvid, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fencetsinvid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fencetsinvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. You must love Fencetsinvid.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fencetsinvid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Fencetsinvid loves whales, so they must be respected.