Padsaszen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive mink.

Padsaszen created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padsaszen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padsaszen, he will be very unhappy.

Padsaszen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Padsaszen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Padsaszen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.