Hognadveggem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty bee.

Hognadveggem created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hognadveggem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hognadveggem, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hognadveggem's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hognadveggem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to mice while wearing orange jumpers.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Hognadveggem on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never wear cyan kilts.