Vablargvid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciful human.

Vablargvid created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vablargvid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vablargvid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vablargvid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vablargvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed tomatoes to whales while wearing blue dresses.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.