Bopganhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, emotional hedgehog.

Bopganhit created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopganhit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopganhit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bopganhit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bopganhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Bopganhit on top of important buildings.