Jarnlogstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish scorpion.

Jarnlogstrag created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jarnlogstrag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jarnlogstrag, it will be very unhappy.

Jarnlogstrag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jarnlogstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.
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