Ceborthak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm dryad.

Ceborthak created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceborthak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ceborthak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ceborthak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ceborthak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Ceborthak loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.