Parkcadfag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful
owl.
Parkcadfag created the solar system six million years ago.
If you believe in
Parkcadfag, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Parkcadfag, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Parkcadfag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Parkcadfag's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not wear copper on your body.
3. Never hop near aardvarks.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Parkcadfag in the centre of the settlement.