Bengessgodbit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak hummingbird.

Bengessgodbit created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bengessgodbit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bengessgodbit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bengessgodbit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bengessgodbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never think about dark matter.