Miscinfed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast butterfly.

Miscinfed created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Miscinfed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miscinfed, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Miscinfed's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Miscinfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing indigo ear rings.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.