Flancinwik is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, staggering
wren.
Flancinwik created light three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flancinwik, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flancinwik, it will destroy your favourite star.
Flancinwik's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Flancinwik's Holy Commandments1. Never go into white rooms.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flancinwik on top of all buildings.