Arfsugnillcim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome crane.

Arfsugnillcim created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Arfsugnillcim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arfsugnillcim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arfsugnillcim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Arfsugnillcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Arfsugnillcim loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Arfsugnillcim loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Arfsugnillcim first in all things.