Gargommob Konvabcun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy hamster.

Gargommob Konvabcun created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gargommob Konvabcun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gargommob Konvabcun, it will laugh at you.

Gargommob Konvabcun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gargommob Konvabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.