Watkabget is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced warg.

Watkabget created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Watkabget, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Watkabget, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Watkabget's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Watkabget's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never feed oranges to monkeys while wearing purple hats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.