Gadfemyog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent wren.

Gadfemyog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadfemyog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadfemyog, he will remove you from existence.

Gadfemyog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gadfemyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.