Cadnabsit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful parrot.

Cadnabsit created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadnabsit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadnabsit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cadnabsit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cadnabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

2. Cadnabsit loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadnabsit.

5. Never write about asteroids.