Yarlfubquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, egotistical camel.

Yarlfubquaf created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfubquaf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarlfubquaf, she will ignore you.

Yarlfubquaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yarlfubquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Yarlfubquaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never pour water over plants.