Wotstipbin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring yak.

Wotstipbin created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Wotstipbin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wotstipbin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wotstipbin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wotstipbin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Learn four new languages a year.