Henvidkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering aardvark.

Henvidkad created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Henvidkad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henvidkad, she will make you grow a tail.

Henvidkad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Henvidkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must love Henvidkad.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.