Hentonklin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic crocodile.

Hentonklin created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hentonklin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hentonklin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hentonklin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hentonklin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hentonklin's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hentonklin.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing gray kilts and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.