Canlimxem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful lizard.

Canlimxem created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canlimxem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Canlimxem, it will not care at all.

Canlimxem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Canlimxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about dark energy near dogs while wearing orange coats and balancing six lead spheres on your face.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.