Cenvidtig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast cobra.

Cenvidtig created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenvidtig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cenvidtig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cenvidtig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cenvidtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cenvidtig loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cenvidtig in the centre of the settlement.