Cebhenlakcad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent ferret.

Cebhenlakcad created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebhenlakcad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebhenlakcad, she will think nothing of it.

Cebhenlakcad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cebhenlakcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.
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