Yarquaggudced is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying salamander.

Yarquaggudced created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarquaggudced, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarquaggudced, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarquaggudced's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yarquaggudced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Yarquaggudced.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.