Latqueegkan is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient
hydra.
Latqueegkan created an electron seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Latqueegkan, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Latqueegkan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Latqueegkan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Latqueegkan's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never wear kilts.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latqueegkan.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Latqueegkan loves ants, so they must be respected.