Gudveenvog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, vain bear.

Gudveenvog created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudveenvog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudveenvog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gudveenvog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gudveenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to goats while wearing purple boots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not shave your back.