Hogpompang is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful
goose.
Hogpompang created the Sol system four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hogpompang, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Hogpompang, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Hogpompang's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Hogpompang's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not chant in public.
3. You must pray to Hogpompang seven times a day.
4. Do not speak about rice.
5. Geese are not to be trusted.