Jin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced dog.

Jin created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jin, it will not care.

Jin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.