Sitdussdotcim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless camel.

Sitdussdotcim created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitdussdotcim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sitdussdotcim, she will torture you forever.

Sitdussdotcim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sitdussdotcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Run away if three horses approach from the west.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not stand on grass.