Kikarmtetti is a god.
It takes the form of a large, annoying
fairy.
Kikarmtetti created a down quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kikarmtetti, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Kikarmtetti, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Kikarmtetti's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Kikarmtetti's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not shave your head.