Cubweefad Sintonfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent chinchilla.

Cubweefad Sintonfoss created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Cubweefad Sintonfoss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cubweefad Sintonfoss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cubweefad Sintonfoss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cubweefad Sintonfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubweefad Sintonfoss.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not covet oxen.