Cutnathit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate elephant.

Cutnathit created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutnathit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cutnathit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cutnathit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cutnathit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutnathit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat cherries.