Paglinzig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Paglinzig created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paglinzig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Paglinzig, he will turn you into a plant.

Paglinzig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Paglinzig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. You must pray to Paglinzig three times a day.

3. Paglinzig loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.