Danflamflan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid wyvern.

Danflamflan created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Danflamflan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danflamflan, she will be very sad.

Danflamflan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Danflamflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danflamflan.

5. Hide if four nematodes approach from the north.