Sanyattciss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong wren.

Sanyattciss created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Sanyattciss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sanyattciss, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sanyattciss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sanyattciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sanyattciss six times a day.

2. Put Sanyattciss first in all things.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.