Sadflowsin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable chinchilla.

Sadflowsin created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadflowsin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sadflowsin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sadflowsin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sadflowsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Sadflowsin loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick manatees.